The Empire of Los Vasion is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and triple-decker prams. The hard-working, devout population of 2.124 billion Vasionists have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Michilien. The average income tax rate is 42.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Vasionian economy, worth 203 trillion Vasionist Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 95,615 Vasionist Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly, and the nation's ambassadors often conduct their business in jail cells. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Los Vasion's national animal is the Vasionist Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Los Vasion is ranked 158,022^nd in the world and 3,395^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 305.09 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.